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Friday, August 28, 2015

PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI, HEAR OUR CRY

At inception, my heart trembled for the outbreak of the rumour that went viral on social networks, sent by fellow Nigeria Immigration Service Recruits in other states that our induction programme has being placed on suspension by the service.

Monday, August 17, 2015

STEALING HAS BECOME CORRUPTION (BUHARI)

The immediate past prodigal administration would remain a reference point in the annals of our nation’s history as the most corrupt and insensitive government in our nations’ democracy.
Corruption reigned supreme and became so pervasive among the political elites. Men of questionable characters were among the best our government could assemble. Concerns were raised over the unmitigated looting of our nation’s treasury but little or nothing was made to stop the terrible malfeasance. Those that theirs became so obvious were at best, ignored or at worst, asked to take a bow.

YORUBAS ARE THE PROBLEM OF NIGERIA- Lamido Sanusi

The Yoruba elite and area-boy politics; Igbo marginalisation and the responsible limits of retribution; and The Yoruba Factor and “Area-boy” Politics.
My views on the Yoruba political leadership have been thoroughly articulated in some of my writings, prime among which was” Afenifere: Syllabus of Errors” published by This Day (The Sunday Newspaper) on Sept 27, 1998. There was also an earlier publication in the weekly Trust entitled” The Igbo, the Yoruba and History” (Aug. 21, 1998).

Friday, August 14, 2015

SHOCKING AS ADAMAWA GOV'T PLAN TO SPEND 200MILLION ON PRAYER AGAINST BOKOHARAM

The Adamawa State Government on Friday announced that it had earmarked N200 million to engage prayer warriors to seek divine intervention toward ending the state's lingering security challenges.

Abdurahman Jimeta, the Chief of Staff to the Adamawa governor disclosed this in a media chat aired on the Adamawa State Television, which was monitored by the News Agency of Nigeria in Yola.

Wow... SEE DBANJ, PSQUARE, DRSID, WANDE COAL POSE FOR A PICTURE WHEN STILL HUSTLING

Amazing transformation!

Can anyone seeing this celebs today ever think they use to look like this?

THE CRAZY CLASS OF LAGOS AND THE CONSUMING CONSEQUENCES

In Lagos sky, Airplanes, Helicopters and Jets literarily get stuck in traffic, yes, hold-up. Infact, this happens more regularly on weekends. This is to say that the frequency of air travel in that part of Nigeria is one of a kind. Private Jets of Gulf Stream category serenades the sky as though it were birds.

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

INT'L YOUTH DAY, BUHARI WANTS YOU TO TWEET TO HIM, A NIGERIAN YOUTH THAT HAVE INSPIRED

To commemorate today's International Youth day, President Muhammadu Buhari wants you to tweet to him, a Nigerian youth that has inspired you.
In his early morning tweet, he tweet: As part of Int'l Youth day, i'd like to throw this challenge to Nigerians at home and abroad.

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

I WILL NEVER BE A POLITICIAN AGAIN - OBASANJO

Maybe when Obasanjo die, he will cease to be controversial. But he doesn't look nor live like he will die soon, so, Nigerians have to cope with his regular surprises.
Yet again he threw another twist when Idris Wada, governor of kogi state visited him in abeokuta yesterday. 

Obasanjo said he has cease to be a politician. That now he is ready to chart the country as suppose of a statesman.

Sunday, August 9, 2015

CRAZY CIVILISATION: MEET STEPHANIE ROSE, THE NIGERIAN MAN WHO WAS MOULD INTO A WOMAN IN EUROPE

If this is the first time you are reading about Stephanie Rose who used to be known as Dapo Adaralegbe, you must have miss many mind-blowing throw-ups about her. Ooh did I actually use her for him? Him, really? Is she a man? Haa, somebody spare me this headache! Actually, Stephanie rose was a controversial Nigerian transgender, born sometime in the 70’s to an OAU professor father and mother.

3 TRUTHS CHRISTIANS DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT EVIL #PunditSundaySermon

He’d spent months as a living dead man. Engulfed in the sorrow of a cemetery, covered in the mud from the graves and caves, he broke the chains meant to bind him and raged at those who came to mourn. He stumbled about naked and terrified—unable to return to his home. Even though he could snap the metal, he couldn’t snap free from the army—the one that held him captive from the inside out.Until Jesus came.With the fury and fear of those condemned to certain destruction, the legion of evil that twisted this man fled. This group of demons knew the Son of the Most High God, and He knew the truth about them.

WHAT IS THE SECRET OF JOY IN SUFFERING? #PunditSundaySermon

If it’s true that God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him as we saw in Philippians 1:20–21, then joy or satisfaction in God is a mandate. It’s not optional. If we say joy in God is icing on the cake or a caboose on the train, then we’re saying glorifying God fully is icing on the cake. It isn’t.

There are texts in Philippians that make that crystal clear. Philippians 3:1, “Rejoice in the Lord.” And Philippians 4:4, “Rejoice in the Lord always.” These are commands. But I want us to focus on two texts in particular that describe the mandate for joy in the settings where it would look almost impossible to have it.

Saturday, August 8, 2015

NIGERIAN MAN TURN WOMAN, STEPHANIE ROSE TOLD SHOCKING THINGS IN THIS INTERVIEW- Check it out!

Below is something the former Law student of Obafemi Awolowo University who was expelled in 2001 said in an interview talking about his life, growing up and sexuality before he eventually left Nigeria:
“I was studying Law at the Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU), Ife. I am of the 1995 set, but I had to leave school in 2001 because of pressures. People were too harsh on me; they did not understand me at all. When I was in school, the school authorities got to know that I slept with my fellow male students. There was also an incident when I had to be admitted in the hospital. I was bleeding from the anus and I had bad pile arising from sexual intercourse.

Friday, August 7, 2015

6 POINTS ON HOW TO PROTECT IMAN IN THE MIDST OF FITNAH

1. Shukr for iman:
Shukr of all blessings is necessary, especially for the blessing of Iman. Allah says in the Quran “If you are grateful, I will give you more” So, when we thank Allah for giving us Iman, He will not only protect our Iman, He will increase it for us. Following sentences can be effective for shukr.

MUSLIMS AND THE INTERNET


Assalam alaykum,

When it comes to the internet, so much time is wasted, previously the TV was the time waster but now the internet has surpassed it. We need to worry about this influence a great deal more as concerned Muslims. Many many hours and hours can be spent on the net and if after this one reflects as to what they gained from that period of time, the sad reality in most cases is that it was only flicking and scrolling from screens and webpages. Yes there are benefits to be obtained but in general there is so much time wasted on the internet.

7 PRECIOUS ISLAMIC ADVICE TO MUSLIMS REGARDING RECENT EVENTS IN THE WORLD

During these critical times, the Muslims should observe the following diligently:
1. With love and reverence, carefully study the beautiful life of our beloved Prophet sallallāhu ‘alayhi wasallam from authentic reliable sources.
2. Frequently make mention of this beautiful life to both Muslims and non-Muslims alike.

3. Distribute leaflets and booklets which cover aspects of this great life far and wide.4. Give place to his illuminating teachings in your daily life so that others can appreciate the greatness of his exemplary conduct.

NO MORE POSTAL CODE HEADACHE, CHECK THE POSTAL CODE OF YOUR PRECISE LOCATION


The major reason why letters, parcels and goods are not delivered to their right destinations is that they are tagged with the wrong postal codes. Most people think 23401 or 110001 applies to the whole locations in the country.

Thursday, August 6, 2015

(INCREDIBLE STORY) MAN SAVED COINS FOR 20 YEARS TO GATHER MONEY TO MARRY HIS CHILDHOOD SWEETHEART


A Chinese man has kept his promise of marrying his childhood sweetheart after saving coins for nearly 20 years to have enough money to buy a diamond ring.
“I will save money from now on until marrying you when I grow up.” This was what nine-year-old Liangliang (pseudonym) said to his childhood sweetheart in 1996.
From that day on, the Fuyang city native began saving from the pocket money that his parents gave him. Initially, the savings were all in the form of coins. As a symbol of his commitment to his love, he continued to maintain that and kept the savings in coins.

UNILAG LECTURER RAPED AN 18YEARS OLD LADY SEEKING ADMISSION

The police in Lagos State have arrested a part-time lecturer, Afeez Baruwa, for allegedly raping an 18-year-old girl, identified as Caroline (pseudonym) in the Yaba area.
Punch Metro learnt that the victim, who was reportedly raped inside a study room, was seeking admission into the University of Lagos, Akoka. It was gathered that Baruwa was arrested by the Surulere Police Division on Monday, August 3.

NYSC (CORPERS) ALLOWANCE MIGHT BE INCREASE VERY SOON (READ WHAT BUHARI SAID ABOUT THE SCHEME)



President Muhammadu Buhari has pledged that his administration will take all necessary actions to maintain and improve the National Youth Service Corps scheme as a functional vehicle for the promotion of national unity and integration.

Contrarily, the Director-General of NYSC, Brig.-Gen. Johnson Olawumi, told the President that there are plans to make the scheme voluntary so as to reduce the corps population and sustain it.

11 BASIC PROCESS TO REGISTER FOR KWARA STATE POLY 2015/2016 POST UTME

  1. Click Here and fill the form to have your PASSWORD and USERNAME sent to your e-mail address and click on the'Get login credentials' button. Ensure that the e-mail address you provided is valid.
  2. Goto to your e-mail to retrieve your USERNAME and PASSWORD for login by clicking Here!
  3. After login and accessing your profile, click on the 'Edit Application' to complete the necessary fields of the application form

KWARA STATE POLYTECHNIC ILORIN 2015/2016 POST JAMB (UTME) DATE AND RELEVANT INFORMATIONS

Check out how to go about your Kwara State Polytechnic post UTME Registration.....VicAde.....: Kwara State Polytechnic Ilorin 2015/2016 POST JAMB (UTME) DATE

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

CHANGE IN POSITION DURING SEX REDUCES INFECTIONS- GYNAECOLOGIST

Dr. Jibril Abudullahi, a gynaecologist at the Aminu Kano Teaching Hospital, Kano, says change in position during sex can help reduce the probability of urinary tract infection in women.
Abdullahi told the News Agency of Nigeria in Abuja that urinary tract infection could be easily contracted when women indulge in harmful lifestyle.

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

(Hmm!) SEE MICHELLE OBAMA'S BIRTHDAY MESSAGE TO BARACK OBAMA, REALLY LOVING!


Wow, it feeeeeeeeeeels really good to be in love. Much more thrilling, overwhelming and captivating, when the patner is not just a person but a huge, great, gigantic, colossus Barack OBAMA.
So powerful people fall in love too...!

BUHARI APPOINTS IBE KACHIKWU AS NEW NNPC GMD AND UMARU D. GARBA AS NEW NCC BOSS

President Muhammadu Buhari has appointed Dr. Emmanuel Ibe Kachikwu as the Group Managing Director of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC).
Dr. Kachikwu, who was the Executive Vice Chairman and General Counsel of Exxon-Mobil (Africa), is to take over from Dr. Joseph Thlama Dawha.
Dr. Kachikwu hails from Onicha-Ugbo in Delta State.
He is a First Class Graduate of Law from the University of Nigeria, Nsukka and the Nigerian Law School.

VICE PRESIDENT YEMI OSINBAJO'S PROFILE IN 15 SENTENCES

Many people still doesn’t know who Professor Yemi Osinbajo is- his antecedent and achievement. In this dis-ambiguous post, we provide you with fifteen top-notch accomplishment of this fast risen man:

Monday, August 3, 2015

#Crazy: 4YEARS OLD CHILD SEXUALLY ABUSED BY HIS FEMALE TEACHER

Every parent must read this piece copied verbatim from Praise Fowowe's wall.
The first time I noticed my son's odd habit was when I carried him on my legs in church, I realized he would become quite uncomfortable when my hand was resting on his crotch, not his thigh, but his crotch, at first I thought maybe he was in pain, and I initially got worried, I later noticed his hands were going between my legs, this was not an unconscious action, he knew exactly what he was doing, because I brushed his hand away and gave him a stern look, but moments later I noticed he was doing it again,

REUBEN ABATI, POWER AND SHOCK OF SUDDEN IRELEVANCE

Last week came yet another yesterday’s men story! But this time it came from someone who used a million hours to build his public image as someone with good judgement but loses everything in less than a thousand hours to the lust of serving as a presidential spokesperson. It is no one else but Reuben Abati who expressed his frustration in his last week article ‘’MY PHONE NO LONGER RINGS’’. He wishes clock can tick back so his phone can still buzz as it used to when he was still the most sought after Reuben Abati. In the article, Abati said: ‘’as spokesman to President Goodluck Jonathan, my phones rang endlessly and became more than personal navigators within the social space. They defined my entire life; dusk to dawn, all year-round. The phones buzzed non-stop, my email was permanently active; my twitter account received tons of messages per second.’’

MY PHONE NO LONGER RINGS BY REUBEN ABATI

As spokesman to President Goodluck Jonathan, my phones rang endlessly and became more than personal navigators within the social space. They defined my entire life; dusk to dawn, all year-round. The phones buzzed non-stop, my email was permanently active; my twitter account received tons of messages per second. The worst moments were those days when there was a Boko Haram attack virtually every Sunday.
The intrusion into my private life was total as my wife complained about her sleep being disrupted by phones that never seemed to stop ringing.

THE SENATE PRESIDENT, BUKOLA SARAKI VISIT MAIDUGURI (BOKOHARAM DEN) TODAY, SHARES HIS EXPERIENCE

As first official visit to the North East, Senate President, Bukola Saraki visits the den of bokoharam, Maiduguri, in the early hours of today in company of some top-notch principal officers of the senate.
During the visit which was intended to assess the level of damage that the bokoharam insurgency has done to the country, the Senate President was shocked by the extent to which the erstwhile economic city of Maiduguri had been reduced to mere rubble by the heinous activities of BokoHaram.
He though plegded continued support of the senate at containing the insurgents but he clearly admitted that the task and conquest will take great effort, commitment and time.

OBASANJO: THE OKONJO IWEALA WHO WORKED FOR ME IS DIFFERENT FROM THE OKONJO IWEALA WHO WORKED FOR JONATHAN

 Nigeria’s former president, Olusegun Obasanjo, took some time off his busy schedule to speak to a PREMIUM TIMES team at his Abeokuta home about some of the issues he wrote about in his book, “My Watch”.
The retired army general – in between joking with his interviewers, and threatening to walk out of the room – spoke at length about the reasons behind some of the key decisions he took while in office, his relationship with some key political figures, and the Halliburton bribery scandal.
Below is excerpt of the first part of the interview.

SEE ADORING PICTURES OF GOVERNOR OSHIOMOLE AND WIFE (LARA) VISIT TO SOYINKA'S FAMILY

The Governor of Edo State, Adams Oshiomhole and his beautiful wife lara left their Benin City base to pay courtesy visit to Nobel Literature Laureate, Professor Wole Soyinka and his wife Folake in their Abeokuta home today.


With the pictures, it was obvious that the families enjoyed each others company as both families shared lovely smiles. Their women also appears really dashing in these photos.

Sunday, August 2, 2015

MEET THE BEST ACTRESS IN THE WORLD, THE UNUSUAL TV WITCH

 If you have watched the movie Mr. and Mrs, Phone Swap and Kiss & Tell, you definitely be hungry to know more about that chocolate, gorgeous and overwhelming lady. By her distinction, I have no doubt you know exactly who am talking about. She is the beauty that acted Susan in the blockbuster movie, MR AND MRS and yes tongue wagged, minds were marvelled for a one of a kind art-craft.
She is no other person but Nse Ikpe-Etim. She is the first of six children...

THROUGH MY EYES, THE NYSC YEAR

Not many people knew that NYSC year is not precisely as sweet as it is pictured. Though, it can actually be thoroughly enjoyed but it can as well be thoroughly tiring (no thanks to the bleak future that lies ahead). To start with, service year is categorised into four, nay Registration/Camp, Place of Primary Assignment (PPA), Community Project and passing out activities (those are the official categories you say, unofficial are Infact uncountable!).
Through my eyes were several unthinkable things but above all, NYSC program remains a lofty initiative that consolidate the effort on national integration.

WHY DID GOD CREATE THE WORLD? #PunditSundaySermon


1. But now thus says the Lord, he who created you, O Jacob, he who formed you, O Israel: “Fear not, for I have redeemed you; I have called you by name, you are mine. 2. When you pass through the waters, I will be with you; and through the rivers, they shall not overwhelm you; when you walk through fire you shall not be burned, and the flame shall not consume you. 3. For I am the Lord your God, the Holy One of Israel, your Savior. I give Egypt as your ransom, Cush and Seba in exchange for you. 4. Because you are precious in my eyes, and honored, and I love you, I give men in return for you, peoples in exchange for your life. 5. Fear not, for I am with you; I will bring your offspring from the east, and from the west I will gather you. 6. I will say to the north, Give up, and to the south, Do not withhold; bring my sons from afar and my daughters from the end of the earth. 7. Everyone who is called by my name, whom I created for my glory, whom I formed and made.”

After the question: “Does God exist?” to which God answers, “I Am” (Exodus 3:14), the next question that has shaped us most deeply at Bethlehem is: Why did God create the world?
The short answer that resounds through the whole Bible like rolling thunder is: God created the world for his glory. We’ll talk in a moment what that means, but let’s establish the fact first.

UNLESS GOD GIVES YOU GOD #PunditSundaySermon



I am not completely sure why the glory of God began to be so central for me.

The roots probably go back farther than I think. My mother and my father quoted 1 Corinthians 10:31 to me as often as any other text, “Whatever you do, whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, do all to the glory of God.” So I grew up thinking everything in life from eating pizza to drinking Coke is supposed to somehow glorify — make God look glorious. And so it felt early on primarily like a duty. That is what you are supposed to do. But the Bible reveals things about the glory of God that make that little duty in 1 Corinthians 10:31 explosive with significance.